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Everything I Need To Know I Learned From My Cat

Quote Of The Moment

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

  1. You’re running a fever of 100-101.
  2. It takes two hours for 800 mg of Advil to kick in.
  3. You’re coughing so often and so hard that your chest hurts when you cough.
  4. Extra strength Benylin for dry chest coughs does nada.

But the weird thing is - aside from the coughing - when the drugs do kick in, I feel fantastic. So fantastic that I think I’m better. Then the drugs wear off and I want to die again.

Damn I hope this is over soon.

One Response to “You Know You’re Sick When…”

  1. Stephen