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Why anyone would want to be involved in Scientology with Tom Cruise as it’s spokesman is beyond me.

Justin and Brandon both picked up the story this morning of how Tom Cruise has announced his intentions to eat his baby’s placenta when his girlfriend Katie Holmes gives birth.

I could say a lot of things, but Brandon pretty much covered all the bases, so I wouldn’t regurgitate it. Whoops. Didn’t mean to say that. Honest.

He’s gone from being a somewhat respectable actor to the laughing stock of mankind. Maybe he’ll jump up and down on Oprah’s couch while he dines. Hell, maybe she’ll give birth on Oprah’s couch.

Followup: I just went to the Scientology website and filled out their feedback form. I will be sure to post any answers I receive. This is what I posted on the form.

1. How often do you visit this site? This is my first time.
2. How did you find out about our site? Google, or other search engine
3. What did you hope to find on the site today? A Reason For Why Tom Cruise Is So Whacked Out Of His Mind
4. Which areas of the Scientology website did you visit? (None selected).
5. Overall how well did the site accomplish the reason for your visit today? Very poorly.
6. Please rate how easy it was to find what you were looking for on our site? Very difficult.
7. How familiar are you with Dianetics or Scientology? NOT!
8. Is there anything you feel we left out on the site, or anything you couldn’t find? Why you’ve turned Tom Cruise into the laughing stock of mankind.
9. Is there anything you feel could be improved on this site to make it more useful to you? Yes, a recipe for deep-fried placenta would be handy. Can you recommend a sauce?
10. Is there anything else you would like to ask or tell us? If Tom Cruise is an indication of what you people are, then you are all a bunch of fruit cakes. I think it’s time you curbed your dog instead of letting him be your poster boy for the sake of all the money he gives you.

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