Valentines Day is really one of the more useless holidays on the calendar. Every year it sneaks up on millions of unsuspecting men who have forgotten that it’s approaching.
So men… what would you do to make sure you never had to find a way to celebrate this holiday ever again? Gentlemen, I am here to rescue you.
Langage Farms has a number of cows that need names. If you e-mail them with the name of your lover and the reason why you think one of their cows should be named after her, you will be entered into a draw. The first ten names chosen will win a gift certificate at the store, and have a cow named in their honour.
The cow will receive an ear tag with her name on it, and your sweetheart will receive a photo of the cow.
Langage intends to repeat the promotion on Mother’s Day.
Wow. Just… wow.
Siren
February 14th, 2008
I think your lover might just resent a cow named after her– just a bit. My experience is they would rather have a rather large diamond named after them instead.
Mad Max
February 14th, 2008