November 22, 2003

An Interesting E-Mail

This evening I received an e-mail at hr@ well, you can guess the rest. I don't want to post it for fear of it getting spammed. I quote the e-mail in it's entirety below:

Dear Human Resources Department:

I am a skilled technology professional with strong, hands-on systems development, business analysis, n-Tier architecture, systems/RDBMS administration and QA experience. I am interested in securing a position with your firm and would greatly appreciate your assistance on this matter.

Throughout my career, I have been directly responsible for the successful planning, development and implementation of numerous systems and have experience with a broad set of technologies and applications including financial, investment, media, retail, CRM, B2B/B2C E-commerce, and the Application Service Provider (ASP) solution-delivery model.

One of my strongest assets is my ability to function as a 'trouble-shooter', in that I can quickly bring resolution to lingering or dysfunctional issues. I am accustomed to dealing with a diversity of personalities and skill-sets, and have the ability to effectively convey solution benefits and ROI to client technical and executive members. I also bring with me that critical ability to evaluate systems and implementations with regards to how they will affect the company's bottom line.

I am a U.S. citizen. I have attached my resume for your review. I would welcome the opportunity to speak with you further about my background, and the ways in which I can bring value to your organization.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Sincerely,

Imran Anwar

Since the idiot was nice enough to spam me, I see no reason not to post his e-mail address here in the hopes that he too will get spammed. It is anwar@kifana.com. His phone number on his resume is 551-998-1909. I hope some of you give him a call and tell him what an idiot he is.

I can only imagine how many domains he spammed. I hope it comes back to him ten-fold.

Posted by netnomad at November 22, 2003 02:38 AM
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I just got his resume in my box tonight. Searched around on Google and found that I'm not the only one. Looks like he hasn't learned his lesson yet. I'll post it on my website too and see if anything happens. Some people just never learn.

Posted by: Jim at February 13, 2004 10:26 PM
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