I just hit CNN before bed and saw their poll of the day. They asked if telemarketing sales calls should be protected under the American First Amendment.
NINETY THREE PERCENT (at the time of this writing) representing almost 17,000 respondants said NO.
If you wanna advertise, do it on the TV, or on radio or in [...]

This blog entry contains a coded message for one person. That person will know what it is. The rest of you can scratch your heads and wonder all you want.
Most of y’all have seen that MCI commercial where the “fat white guy who looks like Kenny Rogers” sings Ain’t No Mountain High Enough. [...]

You knew it was going to come…
Your pirate name is:
Bloody Tom Kidd
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it’s the open sea. For others (the masochists), it’s the food. For you, it’s definitely the fighting. Even though you’re not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. [...]

Somebody do a time stamp comparison.
I’m back up. No thanks to Rogers who timed a crash concurrently with mine.

There are enough things messed up on my Dell that it’s that time of the year.
See you sometime tomorrow after the reformat and re-install is complete.

[I will label these reports as such and not disguise them, so you can skip them if you find no interest in my newly embraced fitness regimen.]
In the movie The Recruit, a CIA psychoanalyst asks the movie’s lead character:
Quickly. Would you rather ride on the train, dance in the rain, or feel no pain.
I [...]

Today… I joined a gym.
We now return you to Armageddon, already in progress.